Sorry I’m posting so late but I was at the track checking out a hot new Philly who’s may pay nice in the fifth race on Thursday (no Patti, an actual horse, not a woman).
Phew. What a whirlwind past two days. New York is great. Thank you New Yorkers! Although, I must say, your governor is a fucking idiot. I mean Jesus Christ. This guy couldn’t make a fucking decision if you paid him (no pun intended). What a flip-flopper. At least with me, you know what your getting.
Anyway, I’m gonna make this short cause I’ve decided to show up to my impeachment hearing tomorrow since I haven’t heard back on my Scarlet B offer. I’m thinking of bringing my two biggest fans, DJ Hugley and Geraldo. I haven’t told them yet, but I’m thinking of letting them wear the Scarlet B’s as well (once someone wins the contest). If we can just add one more person, hopefully an Asian (how do you think I was elected by 12 million people you dumb fucks) we can be like the Fantastic 4.
I’m tired, gotta go to bed, but remind me to tell you more about DJ tomorrow. Incidentally, I’m not sure if my PR firm is really worth the money. Any thoughts?
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