Now that I think about it, if you want to “win” the B costume contest, try to design it in the mold of a superhero because let’s face it, at the very least, I’m fucking Batman.
Time for me to go to sleep now. Big day tomorrow. However, before I go to bed there are two other things I want to address:
Whoopi Goldberg said I should get affidavits to support my defense in the impeachment trial. What she doesn’t understand is that affidavits are of limited value due to the inability for the opposition to cross examine the affiant.
I claim that the impeachment process is unfair, and denies me constitutional due-process. Senator Matt Murphy of Illinois stated, on Good Morning America, that my claim was “the most ludicrous, self serving statement” that he’s ever heard in his whole life. Well, I’ll be. You know what, I’ve got a “statement” for Senator Murphy: BLOW ME, MURPH DOG!
Good night, and God Bless America.
-Captain B, The “B” is for Bad Ass (or Batman, or Captain Blago, whatever you prefer)
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