Sunday, January 25, 2009

Blagojevich: Calm Before the Storm

So, if you haven’t already heard, I go to trial on Monday. Still not exactly sure why “the man” thinks I’m a criminal. I mean, really, if you listen to the transcripts and replace “mother fucker” with “distinguished politician”, and replaced “fuckin” with “precious” nothing I did would seem that bad. More on that later.

Anyway, thanks for reading and thanks for all your support. I know you are all behind me 100% of the way and that in the end, through your prayers and wishes I’ll make it through this, with a book deal to boot. You guys are the best.

So, I’m not sure how you reached my page. It’s possible you arrived here via a link on my website, www.saveblagojevich.com.

Well, its not actually my website, I created it for the people, for the 11 fucking million people who elected me, that’s right, mother fucking me, The Blago Man, Captain Blago, as the mother fuckin’ governor of the State of Illinois. Like I said, I did it for the people.

But, I think each and every single one of their sorry asses would agree that I should be allowed to sell the domain name to the highest dumb-fuck bidder who thinks they could do a better job with site. That way, I can use the cash to finance my defense, or pay off a few jurors, whichever is easier.

I gotta go now. Big appearance on The View tomorrow. Good night, and God Bless America!

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